Definitions by Four Loko Frat Guy

Stealership 

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.

The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.

Stealership by Four Loko Frat Guy December 1, 2022

Commuter Hell Week

Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.

I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.

Commuter Hell Week by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022

Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.

Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.

Commuter Student by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022

Sorority Sickness 

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.

I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.

Sorority Sickness by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

Fakie 

A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.

I used my fakie to buy a Four Loko from the corner store.

Fakie by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

Affirmative Actioner 

A college student that only got admitted thanks to affirmative action. These students don't care about their grades, sell drugs at parties, and act obnoxiously.

That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.

Affirmative Actioner by Four Loko Frat Guy November 10, 2022

Under the Ginfluence 

The state of drunkenness caused by drinking gin or gin-based cocktails like a martini or gin and tonic.

I was under the ginfluence after drinking three martinis and texted my ex.

Under the Ginfluence by Four Loko Frat Guy November 9, 2022