Four Loko Frat Guy's definitions

Lemmy

Lemon extract. A product sold for "baking and cooking". It's 83% alcohol, but no ID is required to buy it. It's cheap too. Perfect for getting drunk.

Chris: Ready to party? I got that lemmy!
Jim: Hell yeah! Time to get drunk

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 3, 2021

Craft Beer

An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.

Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 2, 2022

Slowyota

A nickname for Toyota. Toyota cars are known to be inexpensive to buy and maintain, but you get what you pay for. Toyotas handle poorly and are slow, hence the name Slowyota.

My Slowyota can barely get up to freeway speeds. I’m thinking of selling it and buying a German car.

by Four Loko Frat Guy August 7, 2023

Breathie

A personal breathalyzer. Typically refers to a small, pocket-sized or keychain breathalyzer and not a large police-grade unit.

After drinking a giant margarita I blew a 0,12 on my breathie.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 2, 2023

Sorority Sickness

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.

I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023

Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.

Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023