🍈🍈

Emoji code for breasts. Derived from the slang term "melons" which refers to (usually large) breasts. Two emojis are used because well, breasts usually come in pairs.

Sports bras are comfortable and provide plenty of support for your 🍈🍈 without the discomfort of wires.

by Four Loko Frat Guy January 25, 2025

Basketball People

A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.

Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023

Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.

The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023

Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.

Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023

Faux Loko

An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.

I got so fucked up after drinking three cans of Faux Loko at the party last night!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022

Fakie

A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.

I used my fakie to buy a Four Loko from the corner store.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022