49 definitions by Four Loko Frat Guy
Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.
I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022
by Four Loko Frat Guy August 7, 2023
A cup of beer with a shot of hard liquor added to it. Any liquor can be used to make Superbeer, but vodka and whiskey are the most popular. The finished product usually has an alcohol content of around 10%, depending on the beer and liquor used.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 11, 2021
The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
A student slum located west of the University of California, Santa Barbara. Housing is in short supply and cramming three or even four students into a bedroom is common, with some people paying over $1,000 for a "bed space", which is 1/3 of a bedroom. Infrastructure is often poorly maintained, with roads flooding every time it rains. Most people get around by bicycle, and bicyclists break traffic laws with impunity creating a hazard for drivers. The majority of residents are UCSB and SBCC students who throw wild parties every weekend and trash the streets.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 5, 2022
A personal breathalyzer. Typically refers to a small, pocket-sized or keychain breathalyzer and not a large police-grade unit.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 2, 2023
Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.
Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 28, 2023