Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.
Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023
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Fakie

A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.
I used my fakie to buy a Four Loko from the corner store.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022
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Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.
Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022
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Stealership

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.
The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 01, 2022
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Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
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Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.
I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 05, 2023
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Home Cooking

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.
Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022
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