An inexpensive, single-serving premixed ready-to-drink cocktail made of low-quality liquor, fruit juice, sugar, flavorings, and artificial colors. These drinks are notorious for causing extreme hangovers.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 01, 2022
Get the BuzzBall mug.A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 08, 2022
Get the Cocktail Bitters mug.A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.
It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?
by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023
Get the Ink Withdrawals mug.Sitting around, wasting time and doing nothing. Derived from the fact that Caltrans (California's department of transportation) construction projects take much longer than expected, go over budget, and cause needless congestion.
Joe: *sitting in his office chair and doing nothing"
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing
Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing
Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.
by Four Loko Frat Guy June 16, 2023
Get the Caltransing mug.Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.
I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022
Get the Commuter Hell Week mug.A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.
by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024
Get the girlfriend drawer mug.A nickname for Toyota. Toyota cars are known to be inexpensive to buy and maintain, but you get what you pay for. Toyotas handle poorly and are slow, hence the name Slowyota.
My Slowyota can barely get up to freeway speeds. I’m thinking of selling it and buying a German car.
by Four Loko Frat Guy August 07, 2023
Get the Slowyota mug.