Four Loko Frat Guy's definitions

BuzzBall

An inexpensive, single-serving premixed ready-to-drink cocktail made of low-quality liquor, fruit juice, sugar, flavorings, and artificial colors. These drinks are notorious for causing extreme hangovers.

I am so hungover from drinking 10 BuzzBall drinks.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022

Blackout Beach

A highly alcoholic cocktail made with various fun ingredients. This drink is made by mixing 8 oz vodka (preferably Absolut), 8 oz Red Bull, and 2 oz Blue Curacao. The resulting aquamarine-colored cocktail packs a punch and will get you drunk. It is not recommended to drink more than two per night because of the caffeine.

I drank a Blackout Beach cocktail and got drunk

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022

Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.

I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

🍈🍈

Emoji code for breasts. Derived from the slang term "melons" which refers to (usually large) breasts. Two emojis are used because well, breasts usually come in pairs.

Sports bras are comfortable and provide plenty of support for your 🍈🍈 without the discomfort of wires.

by Four Loko Frat Guy January 25, 2025

Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.

Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022

Stealership

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.

The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 1, 2022

Basketball People

A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.

Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023