FormFaktor's definitions

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

snot

Interjection showing disbelief, contracted version of "Is not"

Ed: I porked Roshana last night. She is so hot.
Ron: SNOT!!!

by Formfaktor July 25, 2003

prop

originally, a fake object used in movies to represent the real object.

That gun is just a prop. It isn't real.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 23, 2008

crapfunnel

1: an annoying person who keeps on insisting feeding you uninteresting information
2: a superior who makes you do a lot of work for him that he should be doing himself

Man, my boss made me lick stamps today. He is such a crapfunnel.

by FormFaktor May 1, 2003

flarg

as a verb "to flarg" can mean to make a mess of something literally or a situation or plan figuratively.

Example 1:
He completely flarged Mimi's apartment when they had the fight

Example 2:
Jon had everything totally planned out to the max, but when Ron should of shit-faced, everything got flarged.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

bratze

Originally: annoying, crying, unnerving small child (brat).
Newer: person with annoying habits who tends to poke people continually in sensitive spots (figuratively speaking).
Also used for inanimate objects, that are annoying to their user.

That dance teacher is such a goddamn bratze. He keeps on making me do double loops and twirls until I vomit.

by FormFaktor April 1, 2003