Sam: *shoots deer with gun in his right hand*
Jim: WTF I thought you were a southpaw!?
Sam: I'm bambidextrous, I can shoot a deer with either hand.
Jim: WTF I thought you were a southpaw!?
Sam: I'm bambidextrous, I can shoot a deer with either hand.
by Forgettable Name January 09, 2022
Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!
Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.
Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.
by Forgettable Name July 04, 2024
by Forgettable Name July 04, 2024
Rapists Getting Turned Into Chunky Salsa.
The acronym doesn’t refer to actual salsa, just small red chunks of dead rapist.
The acronym doesn’t refer to actual salsa, just small red chunks of dead rapist.
Sharon: I saw this crazy video yesterday where a Hamas member got hit by a missile and blown into a zillion little pieces.
Aaron: Hey, the world could use some more RGTICS!
Aaron: Hey, the world could use some more RGTICS!
by Forgettable Name May 07, 2024