1. Having to do with sexual behavior between humans and dogs.
2. A person who is sexually attracted to dogs.
2. A person who is sexually attracted to dogs.
1. David spends every weekend drawing doggosexual erotica.
2. I don’t really go to that dog park anymore. Last time I was there, I turned my back to my corgi for a few seconds. Next thing I know, this gross doggosexual was trying to give her a facial.
2. I don’t really go to that dog park anymore. Last time I was there, I turned my back to my corgi for a few seconds. Next thing I know, this gross doggosexual was trying to give her a facial.
by Forgettable Name January 30, 2023
Sam: *shoots deer with gun in his right hand*
Jim: WTF I thought you were a southpaw!?
Sam: I'm bambidextrous, I can shoot a deer with either hand.
Jim: WTF I thought you were a southpaw!?
Sam: I'm bambidextrous, I can shoot a deer with either hand.
by Forgettable Name January 10, 2022
Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.
Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.
Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.
Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.
Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.
Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
by Forgettable Name November 01, 2021