Forgettable Name's definitions

Bambidextrous

Able to hunt a deer and shoot it accurately using either hand.

Sam: *shoots deer with gun in his right hand*

Jim: WTF I thought you were a southpaw!?

Sam: I'm bambidextrous, I can shoot a deer with either hand.

by Forgettable Name January 9, 2022

Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021

Dickster's Webtionary

Another name for UrbDic. It's like a new Webster's Dictionary for sexual slang.

Person 1: Hey, I just heard someone talking about road head, WTF is that?

Person 2: Beats me, I bet you could find it in Dickster's Webtionary

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021

Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.

Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021