Definitions by Ford Leiden
Karaoke Lifestyle
The act of living one's entire life using the same philosophy of singing a song with a karaoke machine. Whereas a karaoke singer does not actually create the music or content of the art that they are borrowing, they can for a brief period pretend that they are the artist that they admire and take credit for the song. This allows them to take a bow without actually accomplishing anything other then mimicry. Someone following the Karaoke Lifestyle will then have very low standards yet a high sense of self-importance. They act much like the other farm animals in the fable "The Little Red Hen", but still manage to eat a piece of the bread without actually having done any work for it but simply due to a delusional sense of themselves being geniuses. Musicians are the most frequent members of this group but it can include most any sort of person.
That girl is so obnoxious, she acts like she's the most important person on the team but always has someone else do her work for her. Just another Karaoke Lifestyle idiot squeaking by on other people's work.
Karaoke Lifestyle by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
hepstard
I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.
hepstard by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
My Fair Kitty
A younger version of a cat lady. A young woman who shows the early stages of Crazy Cat Lady tendencies. May be a Cat Lady in training whether they know it or not.
I went to Amanda's apartment and just couldn't help thinking "she's going to end up a crazy old cat lady one of these days. She just needs a crazy cat lady Henry Higgins, then she'll be My Fair Kitty"
My Fair Kitty by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
Glorified Guitar Hero Player
A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.
Glorified Guitar Hero Player by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
Christmas Heat
An inexplicable sense of extreme hornyness brought on by the holiday seasons, hopefully resulting in a Christmas Fuck
I was walking down the street with all these cheerful, beautiful women in tight sweaters on the 24th and got a case of the raging Christmas Heat
Christmas Heat by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
Ninja Tits
When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.
So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!
Ninja Tits by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009