Ford Leiden's definitions

Badges

Something Mexican Bandits with awesome sombreros don't need.

Badges? What badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't need to show you any stinking badges!

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

KEXP 90.3

A supposedly non-profit radio station in Seattle which in reality gets funding and the security of a safety net from Seattle-area billionaire Paul Allen. The station was originally the official radio station of the University of Washington until it was taken over by private interests who still receive the same funding from the University and originate with Washington State tax dollars even though UW students have nothing to do with the station and several DJs are paid in the six-figure bracket. Every 4 months the station has a pledge fund to get even more money from people from around the world with the promise that their contribution will "power kexp", despite the enormous amount of funding the station already gets from Washington tax payers and Paul Allen.

KEXP 90.3, where the money matters.

by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010

the You Game

A word game in which the response to absolutely any statement can be "You're a ____"

1)
A: That's a horrible idea.

B. You're a horrible idea!

A. Don't you play the You Game with me!

2)
A. It's not Thursday today.

B. You're not Thursday today!

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

I'd like to jump her cut

Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.

That editor chick is soooo hot, I'd like to jump her cut!

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Pirate Goggles

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.

So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Sister Tom

The homosexual equivalent to an Uncle Tom. A homosexual who simply plays up to the stereotypes of how a homosexual is expected to act in order to gain approval.

After Robbie came out of the closet he keeps playing up how much he knows about fashion, but I really don't think he's even all that interested in fashion. He's such a Sister Tom.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Ninja Goggles

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.

So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009