A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Get the Closeted Republican mug.A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.
DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.
by Ford Leiden January 31, 2010
Get the DJ John in the Morning mug.1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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2)Someone who has literally had sex with the pope
3)the wife or mistress of Alexander Pope
2)Someone who has literally had sex with the pope
3)the wife or mistress of Alexander Pope
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
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A: I love all these liberal, open-minded hipster boys, they're so easy to guilt trip into a freebie.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
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by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
Get the Queef Off mug.An act that occurs after one person wins an argument against another person. Can only apply if the loser of the argument has reached a point of being shut down and literally cannot speak any longer. The winner of the argument must have already prepared an iPod with a speaker or any sort of music playing device prior to winning the argument in anticipation of the opportunity to "Pull a Plainview" Once the winner has established that they won the argument, they say "I'm Finished" then play the music "Brahm's Violin concerto in D major", exactly like the last scene in the film "There will be Blood" The winner will then allow the entire song to play simply to rub in that they won the argument.
That little bitch was so bad when I proved him wrong how could I help but Pull a Plainview just to rub it in.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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