18 definitions by For Whom the Bell Trolls
Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls September 18, 2007
To defeat another team on their own field-- especially if it's a humiliating defeat in a major contest.
It would have been great if the Texas Rangers could have clinched the World Series at home, but it'll be fun to win it all in St. Louis and pee in someone else's bed!
Go Rangers! Let's pee in the Cardinals' bed!
Go Rangers! Let's pee in the Cardinals' bed!
by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 25, 2011
A soft-bodied marine animal, usually a mollusk such as a snail, clam, oyster or mussel. So called because in their live or raw state they resemble a glob of mucus in appearance and/or texture.
Carrie: Care for an oyster, sweetie? They're supposed to be an aphrodisiac.
Josh: I'll pass-- no sea boogers for me!
Wayne, in restaurant: What is the soup of the day?
Waitress: Today's soup is New England clam chowder.
Wayne: Oh, ick-- sea booger soup. I just lost my appetite.
Josh: I'll pass-- no sea boogers for me!
Wayne, in restaurant: What is the soup of the day?
Waitress: Today's soup is New England clam chowder.
Wayne: Oh, ick-- sea booger soup. I just lost my appetite.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 20, 2009
I ate beans and rice for dinner last night and now I've been cutting rats all day.
"I just heard you rip a rat right then, you nasty bastard!"
"I just heard you rip a rat right then, you nasty bastard!"
by For Whom the Bell Trolls February 07, 2009
A very small dog, usually less than 10 or 15 pounds, usually short-haired but not always. Usually not of much practical use as a watchdog or protector, but kept mainly as a companion by little old ladies, gay men who don't like cats, and Paris Hilton. Includes such breeds as the Chihuahua, the Miniature Pinscher, the Rat Terrier and other similarly sized breeds.
"That rat dog is 3 years old and he isn't housebroken YET?"
"I swear, if that rat dog tries to bite me again, I'll stuff him in a sock and hang him up as cat bait!"
"I swear, if that rat dog tries to bite me again, I'll stuff him in a sock and hang him up as cat bait!"
by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 12, 2006
Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?
Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!
Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!
by For Whom the Bell Trolls April 23, 2009
Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.
Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 12, 2006
