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Definitions by FootInMouth

The state of being so sexually frustrated that you become angry. Similar to hangry.
Man, I was so horny until he pissed me off, then I immediately became horngry.
Horngry by footinmouth July 13, 2015

Aerophile 

People who like the way it feels when air, or wind, presses against their skin. More is better.
I am such am aerophile, I want to stick my head out the window like a dog when we drive and the windows are down.
Aerophile by footinmouth July 13, 2015

Starfish 

Noun: A dead fuck. Someone who may lays there, doing nothing, during sex.
Marcus went and ate Denise's Mac N Cheese in the kitchen. Afterwards, while she was on top, Marcus just laid there like a starfish and allowed Denise to do all the work.
Starfish by footinmouth December 31, 2014

Paingasm 

Noun used to describe the peak of pain felt just prior to a muscle release.
Jean moaned deeply while she had a paingasm, when her therapist hit the right spot to release her psoas muscle.
Paingasm by footinmouth November 26, 2014
Unusual combination of hot, young (over 18 but under 25), sexually loose, and irresponsible, female homeowner.

When the unknown party-goer or police show up the statement "who is the HHIC?" might be overhead.
HHIC by FootInMouth June 2, 2012