Foon J Cracker's definitions

Wooden Puddin'

Sperm; aka jizz, baby batter, man yogurt

Tina played with my love log until she got her reward; a mouth full o' wooden puddin'.

by Foon J Cracker December 30, 2009

Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail

Usually bestowed by drunken girlfriends riding upon the shoulders of their boyfriends at concerts while shouting "Wooooo!" with so much gusto that they momentarily lose the grip of their sphincter, releasing a torrent of the previous night's Taco Bell visit down the gentleman's back - much like a chocolate rooster tail.

" Yo - Charline gave Tommy a Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail at the Phish concert last night, Brah! Totally ruined his Ed Hardy tee, son!"

by Foon J Cracker March 25, 2013

Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.

Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.

by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009

GRUNDAR

Adjective defining a device or contraption that is extremely crude but effective; cave-man engineering.

Foon J. Cracker felt using a steam hammer to kill basement rats was very Grundar...but he couldn't argue with the results.

by Foon J Cracker March 14, 2021