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1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.
Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.
by Torque MuleBrow October 21, 2009
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