Fo Shizzle My Nizzle's definitions

je$u$

the exploitation of the supposed savior; this can be seen in the likes of Christian book stores, church offerings, and those fucking gay what would jesus do bracelets

I wish Jesus was here so I could make some money because I'm a stupid Jew.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle May 7, 2003

Styx

Styx is a kick ass 80's band that recorded such monster hits as "Renegade" and "Come Sail Away"; they are no where near the worst band ever, as that title belongs to those bitches known as REO Speedwagon.

Styx rules.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle May 7, 2003

Mesa

this poor Mexican kid that lives by the highway and thinks he is cool; also, he talks like a woman and attempts to mask his homosexuality by dating ugly girls and my sister

Don't throw your trash on the floor Mesa, this isn't Mexico.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle May 7, 2003

load

The stuff that Metallica's album was named after.

Lars Ulrich blew his load in James Hetfield's mouth, and James swallowed it ALL.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 8, 2004

creative financing

Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.

Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 17, 2004

jackrag

A piece of cloth used to catch the ejaculate that shoots out of one's penis when he masturbates, or "jacks off".

"I can't believe your girlfriend is using my hork-encrusted jackrag as a napkin! Gee, she wipes her mouth an awful lot."

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 8, 2004

jit

male ejaculate. see cum, jism, goo, wad

I've never heard of "jit" being used for a kid...except by child-molestors who talk about jitting on a kid.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 8, 2004