The best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.
Example 1) I caught that fuckin tramp Laura cheating on me again. My lawyer says I should be divorced from that skanky slut in about 12 months.
Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!
Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.
Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.
Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!
Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.
Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.
by Floss 69 April 08, 2006
The act of wiping yer ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
by Floss 69 July 29, 2008
One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Ford Motor Company. It was made by Mazda in Flat Rock, Michigan from 1989 to 1997 and had zero actual Ford content. Probes are preferred by chicks and queers.
Look at that stupid fucking douchebag driving a pos Ford Probe, what a fucking dipshit. He must enjoy pain and suffering. I bet that idiots name is Roy Munson.
by Floss 69 April 08, 2006
The act of wiping your ass on a motel owners head rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time we went to the Super 8 in Columbus, Raghead Floss was coined when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
by Floss 69 July 29, 2008