Florida Sunshine's definitions

trynoassatall

Miracle drug in development that they hope will cure Aids.

My tests came back from my doctor and he said I was HIV positive. He suggested It would be best moving forward that I 'trynoassatall' from now on.

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

big fat fucking bum

These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.

Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

fresh red snapper

The vagina of any hot good looking red-headed Irish woman.

Roy, did you see that beautiful reporter Kelly O-Donnel on MSNBC yesterday? My god, I bet she's got a 'fresh red snapper'! Probably shaves it too!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

transcornholer

'More than meets the Eye' This involves 2 'Transgenders' having anal sex.

God, someone brought a gay porno dvd by the house last night and it had 2 Transcornholers. Their names were 'Optimus Cum' and the other was 'Ultra Faggus'.

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

mike huckabee

What you get when you cross Kevin Spacey with Gomer Pyle.

Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

chicken eyes

It's when you're trying to explain something to someone very patiently, methodically and slowly, how to do something and they're just staring silently back at you with open eyes, head just slightly tilted, and you know immediately that they don't understand a fucking thing you're talking about.

Hey Cisco, I was trying to tell that dumb beatch Ann at work yesterday how to set her VCR clock and make it stop blinking 12:00 AM and all I got was 'chicken eyes'!!

by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009

girth vader

A very obese fan at a Star Wars convention wearing a Darth Vader helmet with voice changer.

Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009