Definitions by Florida Sunshine
sloppy fiftieths
This is where you score with a really hot girl but know that 49 of your buddies have already fucked her over the last couple of years. But she is hot so you still feel a sort of both pride and shame. You quickly jump into the shower and cry...
Hugo, I finally got sloppy fiftieths with Jessika. I think I'm in love with her even though I could never marry or respect her.
sloppy fiftieths by Florida Sunshine July 27, 2020
trojan whore
Dammit Ridge! I scored with Amber last night and thought she was finally gonna let me do her 'au natural' but the trojan whore told me to put on a rubber at the last minute.
trojan whore by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
xbox hive
A grouping of 3 or more teens in your sons room playing/watching Xbox Live. Usually you only see them when they leave the hive and ask you for a sandwich and drink
So Bob, how are the kids doing. Hell if I know!? They've been buzzing around in their Xbox Hive all weekend.
xbox hive by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
big fat fucking bum
These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.
big fat fucking bum by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
aussie asshole
One of many Australian guys screaming at you on the 1 minute TV infomercial asking you to buy their product. 'ONLY NOINTEEN-NOINTY-NOINE!! AN' THAS NAHT AHLL!!! IF YA' BWIE EET NOW WE'LL EVEN THRO' IN... My Question: Why in the fuck are they all from Australia?
AYE MATE!!! IT'S THE AUSSIE ASSHOLE 'ERE AGANE. IT'S THE FOOKING JUPITAH JACK!!! IT ALLAWS YA TO TALK ON YO FOOKING FONE IN YO FOOKING CAH!!
aussie asshole by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
mike huckabee
Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!
mike huckabee by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
over deathtimate
This is what our fucking national news media does every fucking time some nut starts killing people or some tragedy takes place. It's also the reason the news now calls one soldier 'a troop' as in 25 Troops were killed today. It starts with some saddened faced motherfucker female or male and they always start high with the death count from 'anonymous sources' and hope that they're are babies and pregnant women involved because it sounds a lot more tragic! Any death is tragic but our 'man bites dog' fucking media hopes for a high death count whether it be war, some psycho, plane crash, tornado, hurricane etc. Fuck you to all news networks everywhere you fucking shameless death mongers.
BREAKING NEWS: There was a 'massacre' at a high school today and there are 41 known dead... BREAKING NEWS: We just found out there are only 38 known dead... 32....29....27....19.....11.... BREAKING NEWS!!! Massacre at the high school continues with this update!! 3 people were killed today in a High School massacre!! Two of them were the gunmen..... BREAKING NEWS, the high school student is wounded but in stable condition but the two gunmen are dead in this 'HIGH SCHOOL MASSACRE'!! More to follow...I hope our breaking news helped to 'over deathtimate' the death count so it sounded a lot larger of a number that had died and more of a tragedy to all of you reality fucking morons out there!!
over deathtimate by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009