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clockwork orange

A rather bizarre sexual practice that also involves spending a little money. The first thing you'll need is an old Grandfather Clock and a bag of Oranges. please note: A Cuckoo Clock will not work because the effect that is needed is a loud 'chime'. While having sex with your partner wait hourly until you hear the chime and shove an orange in her ass. Do this until you've got about 9 in deep. When she pleads for you to not another orange in her ass, wait for the next chime, remove 1 orange from her ass and stuff it in her mouth and say, "Orange you glad I didnt' shove another one in your ass?"

I think Sheila and I did the clockwork orange 'til around 10 this morning. I know because the clocked chimed 10 times!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

desert dick

'Desert Dick' or as it sometimes referred to 'SPGS' (Sandy Penis Gulf Syndrome) or PTDDD (Post Traumatic Desert Dick Disorder) first came into origin around the 1980s during the first Gulf War Conflict. It is the gradual build up of sand around the Penis glans from extended Desert winds and Sand Storms mostly experienced by U.S. male Soldiers. While it is not a malady that female soldiers can get, they are still affected by the Desert Dick Syndrome. During coitus with a male soldier the female soldier can sometimes be overheard stating, "Oh my God, that feels like Sandpaper! Do you have Desert Dick?" At that point you can simply ignore her, deny having Desert Dick, or simply give her a firm "Camel Punch" in the back of the head.
The 'Desert Dick' should never be confused with the 'Dessert Dick' which is entirely different but oft mispelled or mistaken. The 'Dessert Dick' involves gently laying the penis on a long boat-shaped bowl, adding strawberries, banana slices, some Cool Whip, and gently topping your nuts with nuts.

Man, I'm so tired of having Desert Dick. I could try soaking my penis but I heard that there's a sandstorm on the way so why bother??

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebag

While holding a record as one of the longest words in the English Language, it's origins can be traced back to circa 1964 when the Disney Movie was first released. Modern Etymologists explain the origin of the Term; While it appears that Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke had a loving working relationship during the filming of Mary Poppins nothing was further from the truth! Julie Andrews basically despised Mr. Van Dyke and believed he was constantly 'show boating' and trying to grab all of the attention from her. Julie had hold up in her dressing room and refused to come out for the next scene. Mr. Van Dyke knocked on her trailer door and said, "Ello, Ello, M'Lady! Hurry up Julie, we're doing the scene where you float down on your umbrella for the 'Magical Arrival' scene. It's reported that Ms. Andrews replied, "Fuck you! I hate you!! You're a 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebag'!!!! And get away from my door!! Why don't you go eat "A Spoonful of Feces you Motherfucker!!!

Common use Nowadays: That guy over there thinks the movie 'Mary Poppins' was the Best Movie ever made! What a 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebag'....

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

yabba-dabba-Goo

Any form of caveman Spermatazoa originating from males named Fred living in a city named Bedrock. After coitus with Wilma Fred would usually wipe his 'Yabba-Dabba-Goo' on a wash-rag, push the pelican's foot to open the bird's mouth (much like a trashcan) and drop the 'Goo' covered rag into the Pelican's Mouth. The bird at this point usually would turn, look at the camera, and say, "Bwawk! And you think you've got a shitty job!!' Bwawk....'

When Barney's wife Betty Rubble undressed herself thru the window with full knowledge that Fred was watching, it caused Fred to have an 'Erocktion' and spew his 'yabba-dabba-goo' on the side of Barney's house. When Barney found out that his wife Betty showed Fred 'the goods' he made mad violent love to Betty from behind and ended it with a 'Pterodactyl Punch' to the back of Betty's head thus knocking her out. (see donkey punch)

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

closet rack

The act of a woman hiding (taping down) her breasts to make people think she's a boy or man.

Hey Bob, Did you see Hilary Swank on the Oscar's Show last night in that low-cut see-through dress?? Man, she's got huge beautiful Mogambos!!! I can't believe that she had that 'closet rack' in the movie 'Boys Don't Cry'! I'm so happy to see that 'they' finally came out! Those titties are truly 'Million Dollar Babies'!!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

snagglepuss

The snagglepuss is where a large group of people are sitting in a rather small enclosed space or room. Suddenly someone farts very quietly. Within a few seconds one of the people in the room bolts up from his chair, stands perfectly erect, and screams, 'HEAVENS TO MERGATROID!! WHO SHIT????!!! EXIT, STAGE LEFT!!! Before running out of the room the person's feet spin wildly to the sound of 'bongo's'...

Man, I was at a party last night and I'm pretty sure that Melissa farted. Tommy really did a wild 'snagglepuss' when the smell hit him!!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

snifter

Normally an elegant glass for drinking Brandy but also a verb for the 'taint lover' in all of us.

Bob, you know that hot chick Heather? I fucked her all night and she forgot her panties when she left. I wore them on my head at home all day and 'snifter'

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009