Florida Sunshine's definitions
That asshole you see everyday at your job that has his pants waist pulled all the way up to his tits. Example: Goober Pyle on the Andy Griffith Show.
by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009
Get the nipple drawersmug. God, someone brought a gay porno dvd by the house last night and it had 2 Transcornholers. Their names were 'Optimus Cum' and the other was 'Ultra Faggus'.
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
Get the transcornholermug. It's when you're trying to explain something to someone very patiently, methodically and slowly, how to do something and they're just staring silently back at you with open eyes, head just slightly tilted, and you know immediately that they don't understand a fucking thing you're talking about.
Hey Cisco, I was trying to tell that dumb beatch Ann at work yesterday how to set her VCR clock and make it stop blinking 12:00 AM and all I got was 'chicken eyes'!!
by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009
Get the chicken eyesmug. Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!
by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
Get the mike huckabeemug. Dammit Ridge! I scored with Amber last night and thought she was finally gonna let me do her 'au natural' but the trojan whore told me to put on a rubber at the last minute.
by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
Get the trojan whoremug. Look at the fat ass over there in the Darth Helmet. That must be Darth's larger brother, 'girth vader'
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
Get the girth vadermug. by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
Get the shitheadmug.