Flo's definitions

brand NEW

any1 who hates brand new should go shoot themselves rite now cos life aint worth living unless u love them.

fucken hell brand new are bloody amazing get there album! it fucken kicks assss best cd i hav eva bought ...seriously! GO GET IT n to all u losers out there who dont like them FUCK OFF.

by flo July 29, 2004

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by flo December 21, 2003

cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

by Flo January 14, 2010

roll hard

To go out and make a mess, spend a lot, get smashed, twisted, stoned, fight, party till morning, etc.

"Yo make sure you reach the club tonight, we're gonna roll hard tonight mofo!

by Flo May 13, 2005

mommy-daddy button

The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.

"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"

by Flo January 28, 2004

hamtaro

The little cute orange hamster

Kush-Kush

by Flo March 10, 2003

daytime

A meeting in the middle of the day in which a group of people join up to have sex, an orgy.

yo, what up with that daytime? whos gonna go?

by Flo August 7, 2004