Definitions by Flipyoutoo
Dis Con
what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*
*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
Dis Con by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008
October
October by Flipyoutoo August 11, 2008
Goth
someone who wasn't hugged enough as a child.
goths like to pretend they were unfairly outcasted by society, when in reality they are socially inept and intolerant of most mainstream culture. they think that people who enjoy things such as mtv are brainwashed idiots instead of realizing that goths themselves are the ones who are trying too hard to fit the mold of a stereotype. goths also like to pretend that they, at heart, are more approachable and make better friends than your average prep because they're "intelligent", when in reality they use their pseudo-intellectual bullshit as an excuse to put themselves on a pedestal and act like they're so much greater than the rest of the world.
goths like to pretend they were unfairly outcasted by society, when in reality they are socially inept and intolerant of most mainstream culture. they think that people who enjoy things such as mtv are brainwashed idiots instead of realizing that goths themselves are the ones who are trying too hard to fit the mold of a stereotype. goths also like to pretend that they, at heart, are more approachable and make better friends than your average prep because they're "intelligent", when in reality they use their pseudo-intellectual bullshit as an excuse to put themselves on a pedestal and act like they're so much greater than the rest of the world.
goth - "you laugh at me because i'm different, but i laugh at you because you're all the same"
normal person - "right, because you and all your friends don't dress exactly alike and listen to the same shitty music."
normal person - "right, because you and all your friends don't dress exactly alike and listen to the same shitty music."
Goth by Flipyoutoo July 3, 2008
buff
sgt - aren't you supposed to be on meal?
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
buff by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
shield
a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real shields are carried by cops and their superiors (sgt, lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.
shield by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008
tin
a shield. the term "tin" is typically reserved for when it's presented to a civilian for any variety of reasons.
sean - how did you get that chick's friends to let her go home with you?
flip - it was nothing, i just pulled a couple aside and tinned them, told them their friend was in good hands.
sean - you fucked her in the ass, didn't you?
flip - raw.
ed - alright, who's turn is it to tin the doorman?
ryan - i'd rather just stand in line and pay the door fee like everyone else.
entire group - ...
ed - alright it's settled, ryan go tin that motherfucker so we can get inside already.
flip - it was nothing, i just pulled a couple aside and tinned them, told them their friend was in good hands.
sean - you fucked her in the ass, didn't you?
flip - raw.
ed - alright, who's turn is it to tin the doorman?
ryan - i'd rather just stand in line and pay the door fee like everyone else.
entire group - ...
ed - alright it's settled, ryan go tin that motherfucker so we can get inside already.
tin by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008