Definitions by Flippydaslasher
Jared Fogle
Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
Jared Fogle by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
Link
He was the hero of time in Hyrule
In the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker game, Link is hot for both Zelda, the princess, and Medli, who has a duck bill but is still hotter than Zelda ;)
In the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker game, Link is hot for both Zelda, the princess, and Medli, who has a duck bill but is still hotter than Zelda ;)
Link by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
Medli
Featured in Legend of Zelda Wind Waker for gamecube
She has a crush on Link and this other prince guy
She has a duck bill that makes her look hot
Prettier than Zelda
She has a crush on Link and this other prince guy
She has a duck bill that makes her look hot
Prettier than Zelda
Medli by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
Candy
Kid: Hey guys my dad didn't have any crack that I could steal today
Kid 2: That's ok I brought some candy
Kid 3: What's the difference?
All Kids: Hooray!
Kid 2: That's ok I brought some candy
Kid 3: What's the difference?
All Kids: Hooray!
Candy by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
Hitler
1) A stupid ass dick, he thought people that had blonde hair and blue eyes were superior, completly and idioticly oblivious to the fact that he had neither blonde hair or blue eyes.
2) When u stick your finger up your ass and put it on someones upper lip (as seen on South Park)
2) When u stick your finger up your ass and put it on someones upper lip (as seen on South Park)
Hitler by Flippydaslasher November 20, 2007
middle school
1) A vile, cruel, conformist, heartless place full of shitheads. If u are a boy you have to lie to get people to like u and then take it up your ass. If u are a girl it is even worse, people who have hit puberty make fun of everyone who hasn't and everyone goin through puberty is either ugly, pimple faced, outcast, or emo. People spread rumors horid beyond belief, kick your ass, or rape u. If u r accepted it is suddenly High School and the nightmare begins again.
2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
middle school by Flippydaslasher November 20, 2007
Cuddles
Cuddles by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007