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middle school

1) A vile, cruel, conformist, heartless place full of shitheads. If u are a boy you have to lie to get people to like u and then take it up your ass. If u are a girl it is even worse, people who have hit puberty make fun of everyone who hasn't and everyone goin through puberty is either ugly, pimple faced, outcast, or emo. People spread rumors horid beyond belief, kick your ass, or rape u. If u r accepted it is suddenly High School and the nightmare begins again.

2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
by Flippydaslasher November 20, 2007
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Soulja Boy

A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungs
Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
by Flippydaslasher December 9, 2007
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Medli

Featured in Legend of Zelda Wind Waker for gamecube
She has a crush on Link and this other prince guy
She has a duck bill that makes her look hot
Prettier than Zelda
Link is hot for Medli;)
by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
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Jared Fogle

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
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Flippy

Kickin Ass Bear from Happy Tree Friends, He was in Vietnam and has such bad flashbacks that he kills everyone in sight!
I M Hot 4 Flippy!
In one of my Fave episode of HTF, Flippy killed Lifty n Shifty (Racoons on HTF)
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
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Shifty

Shopliftin Racoon from Happy Tree Friends(Partnered with Lifty)
N) Lifty and Shifty are from HTF n they always screw up tryin to steal stuff
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
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Futurama

A show that brings out the genius in Matt Greoning
I luv Futurama Matt Greoning wastes his time on the Simpsons
by Flippydaslasher December 21, 2007
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