Flipjack flap's definitions

PEZ Clank

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.

“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

NAFO

An acronym for Numbing Another Fa***ts Orifices (NAFO). This acronym is used in users handles and online profiles to showcase that they are rampant Grindr users looking for hot man sausage.

“Hey guys, I put NAFO in my username and now I look like a Krispy Kreme doughnut straight off the conveyer belt. Im doused in man glaze, yum!”

by Flipjack flap March 4, 2024

Alabama Gun Hole

The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.

“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

RICO

An acronym that liberals post on their social media usernames to showcase that they are gay pedophiles.

“I’m a super gay Biden supporter that loves kids like Biden does. I put RICO in my username.”

by Flipjack flap September 28, 2023

Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.

“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

NAFO

A group of pro-Ukrainian pedophiles that use their showcase their for beastiality by having the Doge dog as their mascot. These basement dwellers are liberals in nature and ultra gay.

“Man I wanna fuck that turtle and the kid. Wow, I’m super NAFO!”

by Flipjack flap December 1, 2023

Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021