weakle

To tinker with to improve something. A derivation of "tweak" but often used in the same sentence.

Would-be mechanic on pavement "Poxy carb's all fucked up"
Looker-on-with-no-knowledge-of-cars-whatsoever "Give it some tweakit and weakle, be awwight"

by flatley June 06, 2005

skuzzbucket

Scum of the earth. Dirty, low-down rotten trickster. Conman of the lowest order. Like a pikey, chav or gypsy but not quite as bad.

98 year old woman: "All my money's gone from my bank account - can't remember why now"
Skuzzbucket "That's coz I knicked it, batch! Your loss!

by flatley June 06, 2005

cha

English word for "tea". Also the Japanese word for tea.

Englishman: "Would you like a cup o' cha old bean?"
Japanese man "Hai! Domo!"

by flatley June 06, 2005

half a bar

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.

Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"

by flatley June 06, 2005

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley June 06, 2005

whistle

Suit. From Cockney rhyming slang: whistle and flute

Lookit me noo white wissaw and flute!

by flatley June 06, 2005

shrapnel

Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local

Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!

by flatley June 06, 2005