Obamium

A rare mineral that can be taken down to the forges beneath the White House to create the legendary N-Word Pass.

Me: This is my N-Word Pass, made of pure Obamium.
My friend: *shows his N-Word Pass*
Me: Fool! That’s not a real N-Word Pass! It’s made of paper! Harvest some Obamium and come back with a real N-Word Pass!

by Flatblok71 April 21, 2020

WHATS POPPIN

Brand new whip, just hopped in.
I got options, I could pass that bitch like Stockton.
Just joshin', ima spend this holiday locked in.
My body got rid of them toxins, SportsCenter Top 10.

Whats poppin?

by Flatblok71 February 01, 2021

The Sun

A deadly laser.

Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

by Flatblok71 May 25, 2020

Killshot

How to disassemble a machine gun in under 5 minutes.

Killshot by Eminem was so fire, it made MGK quit rap and switch to R&B.

by Flatblok71 January 02, 2021

Take a Step Back

FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP

Take a Step Back is a great song by XXXTENTACION and Ski Mask the Slump God.

by Flatblok71 February 26, 2021

Ninjago

The best LEGO franchise in existence, with a successful 15-wave-long LEGO set line and an equally successful 13-season-long TV show. The stars of the show? A team of ninjas with Avatar-like powers. Kai can bend fire, Cole can control earth, Jay can summon lightning, Zane can create ice, Nya can harness water and Lloyd can use energy, the most powerful element in existence. Led by Master Wu, they face many threats such as Lloyd’s evil father (who is also Wu’s brother), skeletons, snake people, stone warriors, The Overlord, Nindroids, a power stealing maniac, ghosts, sky pirates, an evil genie, time travelers, Lloyd’s evil princess girlfriend, dragon hunters, Oni demons, fire snakes, ice warriors, a cursed video game and most recently, an evil sorcerer

Ninjago is the best!

by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020

N64 Wario Stadium

Used to describe a guy whom a girl will only date because all the other guys are taken. He is always the last choice for a love life because he's boring and ugly. This is a reference to the only track in Mario Kart 64 that Nintendo hasn't brought to another game yet. I mean, who wants to see the same Wario head plastered all over the wall of the track?

Chad: I heard Brian finally got a girlfriend.
Jake: Not like she had a choice anyway.
Chad: Looks like Brian's an N64 Wario Stadium

by Flatblok71 April 19, 2024