FlashlightMemelord's definitions

vibrataphobia

fear of your phone vibrating in your lap or in your pocket, in the area that wouldn't end up being pleasant in a public situation

because of my vibrataphobia I missed 6 calls and 8 text messages from my mom

by FlashlightMemelord October 19, 2018

balls deep

the phrase "balls deep" comes from pinball machines. when you want to launch the ball full force you pull the plunger all the way back, otherwise known as going, "balls deep."

no just kidding that one actually means what you think it does

balls deep actually means going so far in that your balls touch

by FlashlightMemelord October 13, 2018

gtg2b

got to go to bed, can also be used as g2g2b, gtgtb, or g2gtb.

uh oh, gotta sleeb. cya 8r gtg2b xd

by FlashlightMemelord September 18, 2018

lanky

a guy with no style or grace. he has a funny face, he can handstand when he needs to and stretch his arms out just for you. he can inflate himself just like a balloon.

lanky kong has no grace

by FlashlightMemelord September 13, 2018

Wheeling

a large city in the northern panhandle of west virginia. was the capital of the state a few times but was changed back to charleston after. borders ohio and the ohio river

i live in wheeling and im writing this definition from there, my apartment is an ancient mansion and has no ac

by FlashlightMemelord September 13, 2018

ikt

I know tight
used when you want to type ikr but keep typing t instead of r because phone screens are too small

1: that guy is annoying
2: ikt
*ikt
**ikt
***ilr
****ikr

by FlashlightMemelord September 9, 2018

Rinrin

An unreleased female dark type cat Pokémon from the 1997 Gold & Silver SpaceWorld beta. Evolves into Berurun at level 28.

The name "Rinrin" comes from the sound a bell makes.

by FlashlightMemelord June 13, 2018