poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

by FlashlightMemelord January 05, 2018

lanky

a guy with no style or grace. he has a funny face, he can handstand when he needs to and stretch his arms out just for you. he can inflate himself just like a balloon.

lanky kong has no grace

by FlashlightMemelord September 13, 2018

monica

its a fucking woman's name

i met someone named monica

by FlashlightMemelord October 22, 2018

😂

the most cancerous emoji of all

hi I 11 year old boy I lik udnertael an five pizzas at Fergusons and I luv u 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by FlashlightMemelord May 25, 2016

neckard

a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

by FlashlightMemelord December 08, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

yes i

what you say when someone calls you or your mom gay but you actually are, opposite of no u.

kid: ur gay lol 😂😂😂😂
me: yes i

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018