Flash Dude's definitions

cake

See lies and slander

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

by Flash Dude March 8, 2010

Chili dog

Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.

I love the chili dog and i hate how Urbandictionary is good at ruining my snack.

by Flash Dude November 20, 2011

Gnaar

A one-eyed mammal bred to serve under Mental's Horde. A relatively common enemy in the Serious Sam series, and rather easy to kill due to its lack of oversized ordnance.

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" - Sam Stone after killing a Gnaar.

by Flash Dude November 23, 2011

SPESS MEHREEN

An alternate spelling of space marine, often used to make fun of Indrick Boreale's accent in the video game Dawn of War: Soulstorm

Indrick Boreale: We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as SPESS MEHREENS... and we will fight in the name of the EMPRAH!

by Flash Dude November 26, 2010

Rule 34

There is porn for it, some exceptions.

People say that there are NO EXCEPTIONS, but that's a lie.

Rule 34: There is porn for it. No exceptions.
Me: I'd like to point out some exceptions

EXCEPTIONS:
Tales of the World
Tales of Destiny
Brave Story
The list goes on...

by Flash Dude August 20, 2007

tark

Derogatory slang for Talion, used almost exclusively by the uruk-hai

"Luck, that's all this defeat is. I suppose you'll want to call yourself the Tark Slayer... slayer" - The last words of Dush the Tark Slayer

by Flash Dude December 12, 2017

pay-to-win

The sad truth of the free-to-play business model.

Random guy: OMG! DCU Online is is FREE TO PLAY!
Day one purchaser: God fucking damnit
Random skeptic: You mean pay-to-win, right?

by Flash Dude December 17, 2011