Flash Dude's definitions

tark

Derogatory slang for Talion, used almost exclusively by the uruk-hai

"Luck, that's all this defeat is. I suppose you'll want to call yourself the Tark Slayer... slayer" - The last words of Dush the Tark Slayer

by Flash Dude December 12, 2017

cake

See lies and slander

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

by Flash Dude March 8, 2010

hat

Treasured as sacred relics to Team Fortress 2 players, hats are a form of cosmetic headgear that have no gameplay effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that they're completely inconsequential to the game itself, people seem to do ANYTHING just to get their useless hats, from trading, to Steam game promotions, and even through micro-transactions.

Average TF2 player: Willing to trade 5 flare guns for a Towering Pillar of Hats

by Flash Dude July 28, 2011

pay-to-win

The sad truth of the free-to-play business model.

Random guy: OMG! DCU Online is is FREE TO PLAY!
Day one purchaser: God fucking damnit
Random skeptic: You mean pay-to-win, right?

by Flash Dude December 17, 2011

miaou

(french) to meow

French cat: Miaou

by Flash Dude December 27, 2016

Rule 34

There is porn for it, some exceptions.

People say that there are NO EXCEPTIONS, but that's a lie.

Rule 34: There is porn for it. No exceptions.
Me: I'd like to point out some exceptions

EXCEPTIONS:
Tales of the World
Tales of Destiny
Brave Story
The list goes on...

by Flash Dude August 20, 2007

Gnaar

A one-eyed mammal bred to serve under Mental's Horde. A relatively common enemy in the Serious Sam series, and rather easy to kill due to its lack of oversized ordnance.

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" - Sam Stone after killing a Gnaar.

by Flash Dude November 23, 2011