Flappy Dawg's definitions

Zipper Trolling

Walking through a heavily populated area with your cash and prize is hanging out the front of your pants.

The wedding party was a hit until Tony decided he would do some zipper trolling after the last dance! He left with a lady on each arm that doesn’t talk with the bride and groom much anymore.

by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

The Stretch Limo Driver

This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.

She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!

by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

Limo Driver

This is an end boss type sex move in involving all 10 fingers. One in the front and nine in the back!

I knew she wasn’t the one for me when she asked me to give her the limo driver!

by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

Howdafuggaryah

A more efficient way to say “how the fuck are you?” Usually used amongst friends, but can also be used as an ice breaker.

Oh hey muthafuggah Howdafuggaryah?
Or, Howdafuggaryah I’m Cpt. Whogivzafuk.

by Flappy Dawg December 21, 2022

Cornpout’n

This is the expression left on someone’s face after being dominated in a match of Corn Hole.

“Where’s Danny?”
“Oh I just whooped his ass so he’s sitting over there Cornpout’n like a lil bish!”

by Flappy Dawg August 23, 2022

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Flappy Dawg July 13, 2022