Silvertips

The best WHL team in the world, the moral enemies/rivals of the thunderturds and winterhawks, and the best silvertips fans are Lucas and Asher
Asher: Hey look it’s the silvertips!!
Lucas: Yes I’m their #1 fan!!
Asher: so am I!
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AyGhahe

A word that an American muslim reads while reading the Quran
AyGhahe Allah is great
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Mr Applejar

A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan
Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy
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Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man
AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??
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Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons
1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it
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Ashcraft

A creature who -5s everything it sees, and feeds off the young innocent souls of young middle and high school students
Ashcraft: -5!!!
Student: I’m sorry sir
Ashcraft: -5 everyone
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Islam

The religion that an American Muslim yaps about while reading the Quran. The word “AyGhahe” is mentioned a lot as well.
Islam is a Muslim’s religion which he will always follow
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