Fizzle 's definitions

leguminous dawn-raid

n. 1. when the IRS (bean counters; a legume is a bean) come to your house or place of business early in the morning for an audit.
2. SysOp slang. Overnight or over a weekend, company accountants (bean counters) write off equipment which you wanted to use and take it away. Accountants and Computer Operators are historically at odds with one another. see BOFH

It was a veritable leguminous dawn-raid!

by fizzle April 2, 2004

lobby

1. v. i. To pay politicians under the table to get them to be more agreeable to your employer's point of view, be it for or against something.
2. n. A particular group of people who engage in lobbying, e.g. the gun lobby. see also lobbyist.

I am a lobbyist who lobbies against the lobby lobby.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

main bitch

n. Not a wife, not a girlfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite girl of several.

"Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main bitch?"--Ludacris

by fizzle April 2, 2004

joint

n. A motion picture by Spike Lee

"Do the Right Thing" is a Spike Lee Joint.

by fizzle March 27, 2004

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it looks like a pokemon to me

maybe pikachu?

by fizzle April 1, 2004

K-whopper

Trucker-speak for the Kenworth make of 18-wheelers. Called such because they are generally large and expensive, even for an 18-wheeler. Generally considered the Cadillac of 18-wheelers.

Hey Rubber Duck, I heard you bought a brand new K-whopper.

by fizzle April 7, 2004

local yokel

n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a city kitty. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.

I saw five local yokels today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.

by fizzle April 15, 2004