hammer down

Trucker-speak for hurry up, give it more gas, etc. see pedal to the metal

Trucker: We're late, so hammer down.

by fizzle April 05, 2004

on your six

directly behind you. from the military designation of location where 12:00 is directly in front of you, 3:00 is to your right, 9:00 is to your left, etc.

Hang on, we've got two Japanese Zeroes on our six! I'll try to shake them!

by fizzle April 07, 2004

caunk

n. bastardization of caulk, as in sealant.
v. tr. to caulk
Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular

Give me the caunk so I can caunk the bathtub.

by fizzle April 01, 2004

doomafloppy

see thingamajig.

Gimme that doomafloppy over there.

by fizzle April 05, 2004

bear bait

n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner

The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.

by fizzle October 10, 2005

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 05, 2004

fvck

like fuck, but modified to escape language filters in chat rooms

see fuck

by fizzle March 24, 2004