Badass

A rear end that generates noxious emissions. A backside that produces evil-smelling farts.

Jon farts like a trooper. He's a real badass.

by Fishyrich November 08, 2018

Fukkem

Fukkem is what you say when you have decided that you don't care what anyone else thinks.

S: Have you bought Christmas presents for your colleagues yet?
R: Ah no, fukkem!

by Fishyrich September 13, 2012

cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.

Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.

by Fishyrich April 27, 2019

Gisting

A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.

I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.

by Fishyrich October 17, 2011

Sixt

Sixt means 33.
Sixt as a word is half-way between six and sixty so it is 33.

"How many car hire companies can you name?"
"Sixt"
"So many?"
"FFS!"

by Fishyrich March 08, 2019

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

ima

ima = I'm a

Means "I am a"...

Simple!

I am a person who says, "I am going to stop saying ima".

by Fishyrich July 28, 2014