22 definitions by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM
A website that doesn't post my submissions. Because they refuse to post anything that defames their shitty website or anything I come up with, I'm going to spam and troll the hell out of them everyday. I dare you faggots. You don't like spam, well get ready for a shit load of it assholes.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM February 12, 2010
1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.
1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.
2. A deadly vagina.
3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.
4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.
1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.
2. A deadly vagina.
3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.
4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.
I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.
2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009
A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.
The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.
The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.
Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?
You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac
You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.
The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.
The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
An offensive term towards wops grape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 29, 2009