Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you

after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall

how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 08, 2019

Pauline (the haiku)

Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas

in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!

And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.

Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!

Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 21, 2019

Road Yogurt

Crap that’s thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.

Close the window else that road yogurt!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 16, 2018

Smell A X

The stinkiest airport in the world

Uncle flew into Smell A X

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 24, 2019

2F2F

Acronym for "Too Fat Too Fuck"

Look at that fat ass!! She's 2F2F

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 03, 2019

OF

Ol’Fatty

You’re so charming, handsome, brilliant, powerful, so well-endowed with a terrific little ass- you can have any girl you want. Whaddya want with an OF like me?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 16, 2018