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Smell A X 

The stinkiest airport in the world
Uncle flew into Smell A X

Vomitten 

German origin, what happens to your stuff when you throw up on it: use paper for best results
I'm sorry friend, i'm just not feeling well tonight. I've got alot going on as usual and I think I ate some bad random chicken. In any case, your weekly data usage reports for tomorrow's presentations have become vomitten. Sorry, I'm gonna throw up.
When disagreements about various items in small spaces and multiple shelving units come to terms peacefully
Fyodor, please restrain from putting your underwear in the silverware drawer, so we can achieve some Vol Unity. Your underwear belongs in the third cabinet from the fourth row down on the left side near Masha’s white knee-hi’s that she wears with the sandals located in the drawer below, near the borscht, of course.

Shut the hell up Karen 

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.
Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

The Sisyphus of Biff 

From "Back to the Future" to describe the fate of Biff Tannen, marked by his repeated, failed attempts and subsequent punishment for his evil transgressions, muchly similar to Donald Trump.
We watched "Back to the Future" so many times, only to mock The Sisyphus of Biff.

pooning the loom 

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.