Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas
in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!
And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas
in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!
And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.
Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!
Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.
Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 22, 2019
The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019
when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
he's looming the poon
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 18, 2020
Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.
Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 09, 2006
No shovinism
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 29, 2019
A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 03, 2019