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The Kneeyoncé

When u get knee’d in the balls by a Queen.

He shouldn’t be acting so sassy. I’m about to give him The Kneeyoncé

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 2, 2019

Pauline (the haiku)

Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas

in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!

And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.

Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!

Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 21, 2019

narcisscyst

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.

I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019

Apocalypsinc

Lip-syncing to covers of songs by Death Metal bands

My favorite apocalypsinc is “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Karkass.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 22, 2020

Zone of Forgettance

The physical space where you forgot why you left one room to go to another room to get whatever it was you wanted, sometimes forcing you to go back to the first room. Maybe several times.

The hall way was clearly a Zone of Forgettance.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 10, 2020

The Power Punim

a face - usually angelic and innocent looking with bright, consuming eyes, resembling a Pre-Raphaelite cherub - that gets continuously gets away with murder; a face that hides a scheming, deviant attitude

My son just peed all over the couch and then threw his dirty underwear in my face. I tried to get mad, but I was overtaken by The Power Punim. FML

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 17, 2019

GDIWYWHWM

It means:
Gosh Darnit, I Wish You Were Here With Me. I love you.

GDIWYWHWM

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020