Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

clerk work 

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

clerk work by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together 

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

GDIWYWHWM 

It means:
Gosh Darnit, I Wish You Were Here With Me. I love you.

GDIWYWHWM

GDIWYWHWM by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Denanigans 

Extreme Shenanigans

Uh Oh, he’s up to his old Denanigans again.

Denanigans by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 1, 2019

IWICHYT 

It’s Latin for: I Wish I Could Hug You Today 😥

IWICHYT. I Love You so much.

IWICHYT by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 28, 2019

Obstetrisha 

Chick who’s obsessed with having babies.

Don’t touch those babies. Stop being such an obstetrisha.

Obstetrisha by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 22, 2019

narcisscyst 

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.

I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.

narcisscyst by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019