Definitions by Fetus Bomber

ryan howard 

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

ryan howard by Fetus Bomber September 23, 2006

Animal Highschool 

A disgusting website that shows pictures of animals getting red rockets and blow-jobs from human women.

Ewww...! I just saw a picture of Jake's mom giving that bull a red rocket!

Animal Highschool by Fetus Bomber April 11, 2006

German 

Someone of German descent; A common language spoken throughout Europe. Germans are NOT Nazis, or always Angry and Aggressive. In fact, French people tend to be more aggressive then Germans. Stop calling Germans angry or Nazis, because they aren't always angry and they NEVER WILL BE NAZIS AGAIN! They were FORCED to be Nazis because of Hitler's strong stranglehold on Germany.

Person 1: LOOLZ OMFG GRMANZ R SO NAZI N ANGY CUZ DEY WER NAZTS!!!!!111

Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!

German by Fetus Bomber December 28, 2005

Extremely Massive Erection 

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

Extremely Massive Erection by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The band that is and always will be the greatest band ever.

Led Zeppelin's songs make most music look like shit. See Stairway To Heaven

Led Zeppelin by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Stairway To Heaven 

A song made by Led Zeppelin that is and always will be the greatest song.

I can't stop listening to Stairway To Heaven because it is so good!

Stairway To Heaven by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Pork knife 

1. A word used to take place of the word penis.
2. A knife used to cut pork.

Ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long!

Man, that pork knife is very sharp.

Pork knife by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004