Definitions by Festus

Shelbi

Shelbi's are the quiet girls in the back of the class. The ones that always turn in their homework. Good Samaritan all the way around. But! Little do you know about this rare breed. They can be very funny, caring and sexual. Don't be fooled by their shyness and obliviousness. Just note once you get past that you'll have your self a beautiful girl that'll follow you like a puppy.

Shelbi is so hot! But I don't know. She seems nervous.

Shelbi by Festus June 17, 2018

Peef 

The act of farting through one's penis.

Sara squealed with delight at the sound of Keenan's peef.

Peef by Festus March 24, 2007

Mama bird 

A scraggly young chap who fiddles about with his guitar

David is such a mama bird.

Mama bird by Festus March 24, 2007

Simpie 

Short for simpleton; A simple minded person; someone unintelligent or foolish person

Adam and Keenan are simpies indeed, but Snake is the biggest simpie of them all.

Simpie by Festus March 24, 2007

mommy nummies 

Teets of a human mother, belonging to Mowgly McCactusbeetle.

young sierra danced with glee before June's purple mommy nummies after her daily meal of tofu at the nursing age of 7 years.

mommy nummies by Festus March 24, 2007