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Definitions by Feridon Hamidi

Daddy Monkey 

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.
You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.
Daddy Monkey by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

Cordengasm 

Sexual excitement displayed on Late Night Tinder by its effeminate soy beta host James Corden whenever a Chad is revealed. When a Cordengasm occurs, James Corden is often more excited about the newly revealed Chad than the woman actually participating in the show
And of course whan this 11/10 tattooed bad boy gigachad Travis is revealed, James starts squealing like a Japanese school girl with his mouth gaping wide open, achieving complete Cordengasm.
Cordengasm by Feridon Hamidi October 20, 2021

Zing Chao 

A pretty decent looking Asian man who despite putting considerable effort into his career and appearance will never get the time of day from picky Beckies who prefer white Chad. Although Zing Chaos generally strive for actual self improvement, some will get desperate resort to copes like ricing. A Zing Chao that keeps letting himself go will eventually degrade into your typical ricecel.
Poor Zing Chao. He's not even half bad looking but the ethnic tax is absolutely brutal.
Zing Chao by Feridon Hamidi October 19, 2021
A Ferdinglish phrase. It basically just means perhaps bur faster.
"Wow Kris that's fast! Do you have an adequate duning ratio?"
"Ferdaps"
Ferdaps by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.
Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

Fruitcel 

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.
Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.
Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

Speed Chamber 

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.
"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."
Speed Chamber by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019