Definitions by Femalesheep
that it girl
Like, do you WANT her? Do you NEED her? Both. Yes. I said it both. Both a want and a need. Oh shit. Go away. You don't want it. You can't handle her. Just ask both of them. LOL! They both will tell you it was fucking amazing. Better than they both imagined.
Better than you could have imagined? Like we are dreaming. Like it's better than the movies. "I already knew she is"....that it girl. Oh fuck. Thanks Ed Sheeran. "We are wrapped in life and love." I couldn't say it better, bro.
that it girl by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
come over
As in now. Don't wait. Hurry up and wait? No. Cum over and over and over. However many times that you can. Forever and ever, amen. Shit. Damn. Fuck me. Now. Do I need to explain these two beautiful words any further? I don't think it is possible to elaborate anymore. Well, you can always try! Submit another definition.
Where and when and how and what do you want me to come over? Here? There? Any and everywhere. As long as it is with you. Then, maybe we could start dating. I need you to prove yourself worthy of significant other in my life.
come over by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
No More
Really? Are you sure. What people should say to their paramour when the relationship is unhealthy. You know the kind. When you can't stop breaking up. John Legend's "Ordinary People" song before he wrote the song that just might save a life. "All of Me" is not "no more." But, sometimes when it feels like the movies or "too good to be true" people say "no more." Like Ahhhhhh. Please don't say it if it feels like the movies. Ask me or Katy Perry. Feeling like a fairytale or movie is a very good thing.
No more. Oh no, did I just say that? I didn't mean to; really. I take it back. You are amazing. You can have ALL OF ME instead.
No More by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Lucky
Is he a seven? Are you getting lucky tonight? He is not a six or an eight. He must be AND she must be. Perfection in a jar. Bottled and saved for later.
Lucky by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
After SEX
Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.
After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.
After SEX by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
toilet text
Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
toilet text by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
settling in
Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?
Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.
settling in by Femalesheep June 15, 2014