21 definitions by Femalesheep
Like, do you WANT her? Do you NEED her? Both. Yes. I said it both. Both a want and a need. Oh shit. Go away. You don't want it. You can't handle her. Just ask both of them. LOL! They both will tell you it was fucking amazing. Better than they both imagined.
Better than you could have imagined? Like we are dreaming. Like it's better than the movies. "I already knew she is"....that it girl. Oh fuck. Thanks Ed Sheeran. "We are wrapped in life and love." I couldn't say it better, bro.
by Femalesheep June 18, 2014
Is he a seven? Are you getting lucky tonight? He is not a six or an eight. He must be AND she must be. Perfection in a jar. Bottled and saved for later.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
This is another word for a beautiful or handsome dick. Something so gorgeous you even want documentation. Like, so nice you want to take out your cell phone for a picture in case you forget what it looks like. This kind dick brings a shy girl out of her shell..yes it looks that amazing.
Much to her pleasant surprise he was dickyful down there. She is going to make damn sure this is not a "Sam Smith" one night stand type of thing. She needs and wants to see him again.
by Femalesheep August 8, 2014
Yeah, this is the kinda S N A P you do not want. Trust me. Every girl and or guy has felt this at least once or twice or a million times through out their dating life. Most likely like on TINDER or GRINDER you have experience this. Like, just wait at Starbucks and sit there looking pretty. Are they gonna be hot? or hotter or hottest? or NOT. Get back in your car now sister or brother. LOL. So, S N A P. There are spaces because the guy or girl you were once falling for just snapped their fingers. Now there is a space between you and him or her that can be filled with someone ELSE? Like, WHAT? Hold up. Wait a minute. You did not just do that. Like, I am fucking IRREPLACEABLE.....ask Beyonce. We are BFF's. Every LADY out there or WOAHMAN is friends with Beyonce, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and Taylor Swift. We all have things in common. ROAR. We will not be snapped at. EVER. SNAP. No spaces between this one. You want us and you can't have us. EVER. UNLESS we say so. There. I said it.
by Femalesheep June 18, 2014
Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!
That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Like get the FUCK away from me. I thought, no, I knew I wanted you at one point, but now I have completely changed my mind. Get away and never come back. GO and GO NOW! I don't want to feel like this anymore. Like I feel like I'm going half or completely crazy.
by Femalesheep June 17, 2014