To Quarwipe, to have been Quarwiped, to be Quarwiping.
After vigorous exercise to rub ones anus on a partners forearm, thus enabling the fetid aroma to be shared. Sometimes called - giving bumarm. An act mainly practised by vegetarians.
After vigorous exercise to rub ones anus on a partners forearm, thus enabling the fetid aroma to be shared. Sometimes called - giving bumarm. An act mainly practised by vegetarians.
by Felching masters boy September 23, 2019
Crakcurd
Crakcurder
Crakcurding
To smear a very soft cheese over and around the anus of a clinically obese friend, wait 20-30 minutes for the cheese to infuse the stain and aroma, then using a slice of bread wipe the area clean, lightly grill before devouring the sexually intoxicating delight, use garlic and herb cheese for an extra twang.
This culinary luxury is practised by a select few, mainly catering officers in the merchant navy.
Crakcurder
Crakcurding
To smear a very soft cheese over and around the anus of a clinically obese friend, wait 20-30 minutes for the cheese to infuse the stain and aroma, then using a slice of bread wipe the area clean, lightly grill before devouring the sexually intoxicating delight, use garlic and herb cheese for an extra twang.
This culinary luxury is practised by a select few, mainly catering officers in the merchant navy.
by Felching masters boy November 19, 2019
Diptersex, an act of wounding oneself as close to the vagina as is possible, before the wound is lightly sewn up the larva of a botfly is placed inside. The resulting irritation/ itching causes oneself to gently rub ( so as not to squish the larva) giving a prolonged and extremely powerful orgasm.
This act came to light when a junior doctor , who’s girlfriend works at the Flax Bourton Mortuary, wrote to the BMA asking if this practice was normal, the answer was yes , especially with mortuary nurse.
This act came to light when a junior doctor , who’s girlfriend works at the Flax Bourton Mortuary, wrote to the BMA asking if this practice was normal, the answer was yes , especially with mortuary nurse.
by Felching masters boy November 14, 2019
Popparoid- an act of pleasure by two people, the first known as the blood grape donor stretches their buttocks wide apart presenting the haemorrhoids to the second known as the Vampiler who then pops the blood grapes by biting them and slurping up the juice. Can also be an extremely nice form of sexual torture.
If you want to come back to my place we can popparoid if you’ve any blood grapes that need sorting my love
by Felching masters boy September 23, 2019
Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,
To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack
by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019
Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,
To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack
by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019