Definitions by FeZ

fez

the coolest fish ever. usually the middle name is juice.jr. he’s red and has silver spots he’s sick asf

i love fez he my baby

fez by fez August 8, 2020

john brey 

Cockney rhyming slang for a ashtray.

"can you please pass me the john brey, I need a smoke n sup"

john brey by Fez November 26, 2007

carpet 

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"

carpet by Fez January 18, 2007

grouchy 

Tending to complain or grumble; peevish or grumpy.

feelin grouchy today

grouchy by Fez May 13, 2005

shatfield 

Best place in Britain yeh

i loves it and i hates it

shatfield by fez January 12, 2005

lamboner 

like a curry but a kebab

can i have a lamboner please

lamboner by fez December 12, 2004

bag 

1-Some ones school bag
2-Someones shite bag
3-A plastic bag

1-"Lol look at that suckers school bag"
2-"-fart-Ops My bag"
3-"wtf u gotta buy lidls plastic carrier bags!"

bag by Fez October 14, 2004