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hydroseeder

Someone who masterbates in the shower.

He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee

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Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.

His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.

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