53 definition by Fatass

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.
What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.
by Fatass February 21, 2003

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Ice Cube (exemplified on the track "I Ain't the One" by N.W.A.)
Some have accused Ice Cube of being a misogynist, but he told them they were dirty ass hoes.
by Fatass January 25, 2005

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the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
by Fatass February 13, 2003

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The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
by Fatass February 13, 2003

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A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."
www.darwinawards.com
by Fatass February 12, 2003

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1.Content that is to be kept away from anyone under 18 at all costs.
2.In porn, pictures of nasty old ladies naked.
1.Rated M for mature because someone says "shit" and a person gets punched in front of a stripper bar in the background.
2.Tight young INTELLIGENT virgin pussies at matureladies.com. . .sucker!
by Fatass February 12, 2003

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1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.
"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."
by Fatass February 13, 2003

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