Fatass's definitions

nuke

1.to cook in the microwave (which is a great way to dry the dog, try it!)
2.a nuclear explosive
A.a means of keeping the japanese in line
B.a way to turn the Middle East into a giant glass parking lot.

"Im gonna nuke this hot pocket."
"We're gonna nuke yo' asses back to the stone age."- President George W. Bush (shrub)

by Fatass February 13, 2003

jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

by Fatass August 25, 2006

Misogynist

Ice Cube (exemplified on the track "I Ain't the One" by N.W.A.)

Some have accused Ice Cube of being a misogynist, but he told them they were dirty ass hoes.

by Fatass January 25, 2005

cum

1.semen
2.the act of ejaculating

Before she realized that Joe was going to (1.)cum, Jane got a mouthful of (2.)cum and nearly choked.

by Fatass February 25, 2003

bunholio

cornholio's long lost brother in the world of alter ego's

by Fatass February 13, 2003

rap

1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.

"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Natural-Selection

A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."

www.darwinawards.com

by Fatass February 12, 2003