Jizzface

A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face

by Fatass July 21, 2003

misunderestimated

A Shrubism (word created by our current moron...er...president) meaning "underestimated" and "misunderstood" at the same time.

"They misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush Jr. (Shrub)

by Fatass February 18, 2003

Misogynist

Ice Cube (exemplified on the track "I Ain't the One" by N.W.A.)

Some have accused Ice Cube of being a misogynist, but he told them they were dirty ass hoes.

by Fatass January 25, 2005

cum

1.semen
2.the act of ejaculating

Before she realized that Joe was going to (1.)cum, Jane got a mouthful of (2.)cum and nearly choked.

by Fatass February 25, 2003

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

by Fatass February 14, 2003

holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

dayum

an explative, not unlike whoa. It is a more emphasized version of the word "damn" when it is used in the same way.

"Dayum! Your sister's HOT!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003