Presidon't

When you have a President who makes so many bad decisions that you dread hearing the next thing he's done.

Trump's statements about the "fake media", voter fraud, Nordstrom dropping Ivanka clothing and Fredrick Douglass still being alive make him our first Presidon't.

by Faster Redhead February 09, 2017

Boob mitzvah

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

by Faster Redhead September 28, 2016

Nonaversary

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

by Faster Redhead January 23, 2016

nonaversary

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse

I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.

by Faster Redhead April 30, 2016

Fellatious

A combination of fellatio and humorous. When you can’t stop laughing while you give a blow job.

If you watch stand up on while you fool around, you may end up with a fellatious partner.

by Faster Redhead November 19, 2023

Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.

When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.

by Faster Redhead April 10, 2018

Grief shopping

When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.

When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.

by Faster Redhead April 04, 2018