Faster Redhead's definitions

Trantagonize

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.

I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016

Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.

I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.

by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021

Vajodorant

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.

Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.

by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016

Vajoctor

Nickname for gynecologist, vagina doctor

It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!

by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down an erect penis while humming or speaking into it.

He knew his girlfriend was a keeper after she gave him a harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 8, 2017

Nonaversary

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

by Faster Redhead May 5, 2016

Racktrap

Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.

I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.

by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016