nonaversary

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse

I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

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Blandjob

Giving someone a blandjob is one way to make sure you won’t see them naked again.

by Faster Redhead October 31, 2017

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A combination of fellatio and humorous. When you can’t stop laughing while you give a blow job.

If you watch stand up on while you fool around, you may end up with a fellatious partner.

by Faster Redhead November 19, 2023

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A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

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A hairpiece that covers a dog's butthole while it walks. Rhymes with toupee.

It's more pleasant taking my dog out to poop now that she wears a poupee.

by Faster Redhead February 25, 2017

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When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

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It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!

by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016

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