Faster Redhead's definitions

Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.

When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2018

harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down on a penis while breathing or speaking into it.

He could never dump his girlfriend because she loved to play the harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 7, 2017

Friendpetitive

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.

Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.

by Faster Redhead November 12, 2016

LGBTQookies

Another name for rainbow cookies, with different color layers covered in chocolate.

We celebrated the legalization of same sex marriage by eating a pound of LGBTQookies.

by Faster Redhead November 24, 2016

Trantagonize

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.

I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016

Pantywork

Handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. Manual stimulation ).

He was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.

by Faster Redhead February 9, 2017

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016