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A girl with a ginormous ass, possibly from genetics but most likely from butt implants. Think Nicki Minaj.
Dayum. Every man in the room is checking out that Hazardass and hoping she splits her booty shorts open.
by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016
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Get the Vajoma mug.A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.
by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016
Get the Boob mitzvah mug.When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away
On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.
by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017
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Get the Nonaversary mug.Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.
I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016
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