Faster Redhead's definitions

Pantywork

Handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. Manual stimulation ).

He was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.

by Faster Redhead February 9, 2017

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

Snorgasm

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Vajoctor

Nickname for gynecologist, vagina doctor

It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!

by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016

Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.

I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.

by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021

Vajodorant

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.

Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.

by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016

Blandjob

A lazy and boring handjob with no enthusiasm

Giving someone a blandjob is one way to make sure you won’t see them naked again.

by Faster Redhead October 31, 2017