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Blandjob

A lazy and boring handjob with no enthusiasm
Giving someone a blandjob is one way to make sure you won’t see them naked again.
by Faster Redhead October 31, 2017
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Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.
I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.
by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021
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Vajoctor

It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!
by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016
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Snorgasm

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.
I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.
by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016
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Vajodorant

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.
Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.
by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016
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nonaversary

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse
I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.
by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016
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Poupee

A hairpiece that covers a dog's butthole while it walks. Rhymes with toupee.
It's more pleasant taking my dog out to poop now that she wears a poupee.
by Faster Redhead February 25, 2017
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