To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004
A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men
When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.
by Fast Bobby June 06, 2004
The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.
After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.
by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009
That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!
by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004
1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003
Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.
Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.
by Fast Bobby March 02, 2004
The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba
by Fast Bobby July 08, 2003