Fast Bobby's definitions

Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.

After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.

by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009

leg up

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!

Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!

by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004

gorillas

Slang for the hair on the back of your neck; sometimes called "G-rillas"

Instead of getting a full haircut, Gina trimmed up my gorillas for me, and I was good to go.

I'll throw in an extra five if you trim up my gorillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

earillas

Variation of gorillas referring to the hair that grows on your inner or outer ear

When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

early riser

A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men

When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.

by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004

pissoir

Literally a public urinal in most major European cities, but sometimes a creative way of saying you are pissed off, or pissed off at someone, or someone is an idiot; sometimes used as an exclamation.

Damn it, Nelson, you are a real pissoir!

PISSOIR! I spilled the cleaning fluid on the shelf!

by Fast Bobby April 12, 2004

Pennsylvania

Literally meaning "Penn's Woods" but better defined by Democratic political strategist James Carville as "Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle!" Middle of the state jokingly referred to as "Pennsyltucky". Home of perpetual road construction and an important swing state in national politics. Powerball lottery state. Actually kinda nice.

If you want to win the White House, you must make a strong effort to win Pennsylvania.

by Fast Bobby April 8, 2004