Gainzo Share definition Flag /gEiN-ZOH/ Noun:Someone who spends more time before the gym mirror than on the bench press. Raj's only workout at the gym is lifting his phone to take a selfie. What a Gainzo. Gainzo by Faketionary January 11, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Gainzo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch