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Captain America

Ok enough with sexual definitions for this man. They are disgusting & do not tell a new reader who Captain America is. Here goes accurate non sexual definition of this superhero. He is a fictional character in Marvel comic books. Joe Simon & Jack Kirby created him in Captain America Comics #1. Captain America was a patriotic supersoldier fighting Axis powers of World War II & Marvel's most popular character in WWII.

Wears a costume with American flag motif & a nearly indestructible shield he throws at foes. Usually alter ego of Steve Rogers, a frail man enhanced by an serum to aid US in WWII. In 1945, he was trapped in ice & survived in suspended animation until revival in present day. He remains respected in his community & became long-time Avengers leader.
First Marvel Comics hero with media outside comics with 1944 movie, Captain America. Been in other media,like the MCU portrayed by Chris Evans.
No superhuman powers, but through Super-Soldier Serum & "Vita-Ray", he is at zenith of natural human potential. Rogers' body replenishes super-soldier serum; it remains. In canon, he's one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in Marvel Universe. Formula enhances all metabolic functions & prevents build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, for endurance far above an ordinary human. This causes extraordinary feats, like bench pressing 1200 lbs & running a mile in 73 seconds. Captain is resistant to hypnosis or gases which limit focus.
That's the correct definition of Captain America, folks. If u want to read stories starring him, head to ur local comic store or online to buy his Marvel Comics issues.
by Fabulous Max October 3, 2017
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Neshaminy

The people slamming Nesh are idiots or liars. So here's the correct defintion in this paragraph for u to read. I'm a Council Rock North graduate, but have met many Neshaminy kids. Usually I met them at high school parties. People are not tools, freaks, preps bums and pricks. It is a good, blue ribbon high school. Most students think they should call out bullying in the hallways. The football team is looked up to as they have a Clemson like team which won many county titles. @mrslap claimed people kiss their ass, but he spelled clique as click. The teachers are good and the students are not a bunch of spoiled kids even though their families are rich enough to have a BMW. The thing I want to bring forward is u don't judge everyone from a high school just because some kids there are lame. This is the equivalent of judging all US citizens as malevolent cuz u know about Donald Rumsfeld. So that's my definition of the good Neshaminy high school.
The high school Neshaminy is centered in Langhorne, PA. It has kids from Langhorne, Penndel, northwest Levvittown, Hulmeville, Feasterville and Trevose. The people are cool. Most of the people are good people who would help ur elderly grandmom walk down the street. I have respect for the school. Ciao, my friends.
by Fabulous Max August 18, 2017
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legion of doom

Legion of doom is a team of super villains. They are owned by DC comics. Originally, they were in the very 70s Superfriends franchise. Villains are organized in a swamp. Creation of the legion of doom was considered the first villain group in non- comics media. 13 villains are there. Here are the names.

Bizarro- a retarded, but hilarious evil version of Superman.
Lex Luthor- you should know who he is.
Toyman- a creepy man who uses toys against victims.
Brainiac- smart alien (the opposite of George W Bush).
Riddler- played by Jim Carrey in a film.
Scarecrow- a grown man who dresses like a damn scarecrow.
Cheetah- Wonder Woman's arch enemy who has a spotty agenda.
Giganta- lady who has a huge vagina when using her power.
Gorilla Grodd- cheesy, but smart villain who has telepathic powers.
Captain Cold- a better version of Mr. Freeze due to the fact that he wasn't in Batman and Robin.
Solomon Grundy- zombie who wants some pants.
Sinestro- alien with a killer stache.
Black Manta- Louis Farrakhan type of guy who thinks only black people should have world control.

Overall, this is a dangerous group. Most likely, they are the most well known of DC comics supervillain groups. Read about them on the internet or watch youtube videos cuz this is a cool gang.
Legion of doom was just defined. Also, the Joker was supposed to be in the legion. But he could not be due to the fact that a Batman series had gotten his character rights. Each legion member has a certain hero enemy. Superman is against Bizarro, Lex, Toyman and Brainiac, Batman fights Riddler and Scarecrow, Wonder Woman is aginst Cheetah and Giganta, Flash versus Gorilla Grodd and Captain Cold, Green Lantern fights Solomon Grundy and Sinestro and Aquaman goes against Black Manta. In the Seahawks team, Richard Sherman an his teammates used the legion of doom's influence to name their unit Legion of Boom. But Sherman is not evil and has a 4.0 GPA at Stanford and is certainly not a thug. So that's the Legion of Doom, folks.
by Fabulous Max December 1, 2015
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