Candice

candice dick fit in your mouth

i mean come on really Candice?

by FRICKO MODE January 05, 2022

Pyramid Scheme

Not actually a scheme but an incredible way to make money fast by being involved in a Multi-Level Marketing Business!
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Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
Guy 1: I am going to invest in my future today!

by FRICKO MODE January 05, 2022

Sunday

The day where you decide that living in heaven with God is less important than sitting on your fat ass playing video games and watching Netflix by yourself.

"Hey Bro, do you wanna play video games on Sunday?" " Hell Ya, Cause Fuck living Forever"

by FRICKO MODE March 13, 2020

Adolf Hitler

An incredibly famous and important civil rights leader who lead millions of poor citizens to freedom. He is most well known for his great work in Europe and especially for helping the Jewish people in his creation of dozens of "food" banks.

Wow that Adolf Hitler guy was pretty great.

by FRICKO MODE December 02, 2020

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

by FRICKO MODE September 06, 2021

Tenor Sax

Supposedly a good instrument but is actually god awful and always cracks and squeaks whenever they are supposed to play anything whatsoever in a band. The players will always say that it's the reed or embouchure or some shit but it's actually just them and their sucky-ass instrument.

Guy 1: damn did you hear that tenor sax?
Guy 2: yeah who didn't hear that loud-ass dogshit.
Guy 1: fr fr.

by FRICKO MODE December 02, 2020