FALKEN's definitions

ghost

1. A sleep deprived, overworked college student who appears pale and walks around without expression.

2. Adjective describing someone who has left or in the process of leaving.

OS turned Falken into a ghost.

I'm ghost.

by FALKEN February 19, 2007

safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003

Falken

Me. I am Falken.

Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.

by Falken January 17, 2003

MF

mother fucker

You're a stupid mother fucker if you don't know what MF stands for.

by Falken January 17, 2003

milk bagging

The act of slipping the condom off and tying it in a knot. Then adding it to your collection of used condoms.

I was making the rounds last night to all my sugar daddys and milk bagging everyone of them. Some day these treasures will be worth something.

by Falken January 17, 2003

corn hole

anus, ass pipe, chocolate factory, exit, turd squirter, shit hole, butthole, you get the picture

After being in prison for three years I can say with complete honesty that my corn hole has seen better days.

by Falken January 17, 2003

scrotum

This is the nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
See nutsack

My scrotum was itching like a mother so I shoved my hands down my pants and scratched until I bled.

by Falken January 16, 2003