F reshleaf's definitions

tacoquisition

To adventure away from home with the goal of acquiring tacos.

Log1x looked over at his phone and shuddered with excitement. Friday approached bringing with it the end of the week tacoquisition!

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

wifibes

Transmit or give out a feeling or atmosphere towards someone having WIFI problems.

"WIFI... please!!" shrieked Mellow frustratedly. The WIFI had cut out for the third time that evening.

"Sending the good wifibes", replied Fresh in an attempt to temper the anger.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

deep-man pizza

A guy who shares the same alure as a deep pan pizza with mouth-wateringly good looks.

“I could really go for a deep-man pizza right now, I’m starving!” said Kat as she licked her lips.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

velcroholic

Compulsive or excessive wearing of velcro shoes.

"You do know you're a velcroholic?! What makes you think they'll let you on this year, look they're watching you!"

The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

toecrastinating

The act of intentionally looking at feet pics instead of engaging in something you've been tasked to do.

"If I come up and find you've been toecrastinating again and there's feet pictures in the printer tray.... you're a dead man!"

by F reshleaf August 5, 2022