Definitions by Extremityman

quofo 

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023

dooh 

An exclamation of stupidity.

Tim: Hello, I work with com-puters, dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.

dooh by Extremityman October 17, 2023

ontzao 

German accent for "and there."

I'm enjoying my trip from Germany to this American museum. Here is a painting of a girl dressed in pink ontzao on the opposite side of the room is a boy dressed in blue.

ontzao by Extremityman October 17, 2023

moerfoer 

The pronunciation for mofo or motherfucker when you aren't comfortable cussing.

live on the air The defensive edge sure put a dirty hit on the quarterback. He is one nasty moerfoer.

moerfoer by Extremityman October 17, 2023

hutdoiyee

An onomatopoeia for the sound a giraffe makes.

Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o. And on this farm he had a giraffe, e-i-e-i-o. With a hutdoiyee here and a hutdoiyee there, here a hutdoiyee there a hutdoiyee everywhere a hutdoiyee hutdoiyee.

hutdoiyee by Extremityman October 16, 2023

dawh 

The only word a heavily mentally retarded person knows.

Tim: Hey, Rory, how are you doing today?
Rory: Dawh.

dawh by Extremityman July 10, 2023

shwong 

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023