Extremejutsu's definitions

shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.

I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.

by Extremejutsu June 5, 2013

Cuntemplation

When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.

While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.

by Extremejutsu February 8, 2023

Doll eyes

N: the shfty, blank, expressionless appearance of one's eyes while the face around is laughing, usually during a somewhat uncomfortable joke told inappropriately in mixed company

I knew when Johnny told that joke it was inappropriate, as I looked around everyone was laughing but they all had doll eyes

by Extremejutsu August 21, 2016

love me daddy

1. Any girl/woman who had a disinterested or bad father. Every man in her adult life will suffer greatly for his sins.
2. The reason some women hate men.
3. A woman with "love me daddy" will NEED constant demonstrations of your affection and commitment...remember a woman with this will NEVER get enough! Head for zee hills!

1. Most strippers suffer from "love me daddy"

2. Any girl whose parents are divorced
3. Any girl whose father cheated on mommy

by Extremejutsu February 1, 2012

KINDIFFERANCE

The indifferent attitude demonstrated by your offspring/kid/spawn even when you are contemplating slapping the shit outta them!

My kid kept giving me that droop-eyed look of KINDIFFERANCE even though he could see I was getting pissed off.

by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023

Shark eyes

When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".

I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023