by Extremejutsu March 08, 2012
My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.
by Extremejutsu August 31, 2022
I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS
by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023
by Extremejutsu February 29, 2016
The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.
Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!
by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023
When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.
While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.
by Extremejutsu February 08, 2023