Extremejutsu's definitions
noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.
by Extremejutsu June 5, 2013

When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.
While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.
by Extremejutsu February 8, 2023

N: the shfty, blank, expressionless appearance of one's eyes while the face around is laughing, usually during a somewhat uncomfortable joke told inappropriately in mixed company
I knew when Johnny told that joke it was inappropriate, as I looked around everyone was laughing but they all had doll eyes
by Extremejutsu August 21, 2016

1. Any girl/woman who had a disinterested or bad father. Every man in her adult life will suffer greatly for his sins.
2. The reason some women hate men.
3. A woman with "love me daddy" will NEED constant demonstrations of your affection and commitment...remember a woman with this will NEVER get enough! Head for zee hills!
2. The reason some women hate men.
3. A woman with "love me daddy" will NEED constant demonstrations of your affection and commitment...remember a woman with this will NEVER get enough! Head for zee hills!
1. Most strippers suffer from "love me daddy"
2. Any girl whose parents are divorced
3. Any girl whose father cheated on mommy
2. Any girl whose parents are divorced
3. Any girl whose father cheated on mommy
by Extremejutsu February 1, 2012

The indifferent attitude demonstrated by your offspring/kid/spawn even when you are contemplating slapping the shit outta them!
My kid kept giving me that droop-eyed look of KINDIFFERANCE even though he could see I was getting pissed off.
by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023

I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.
by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023
