Wifilter

The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.

My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.

by Extremejutsu August 31, 2022

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Lart

N: A fart that comes out usually during intense bouts of laughter.

I was out on a date and started laughing about something and larted.

by Extremejutsu August 21, 2016

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When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

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When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.

Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

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That unpredictable period of time that a man gets unexplainably irritable, similar to PMS.

I don't know, everything just seemed to piss me off! My family could do no right! It must be my time of manstruation.

by Extremejutsu February 05, 2023

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When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".

I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

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