Exodim's definitions

Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.

Linear keyboards are decent.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

E-Thot

Vile creatures that - regardless of how much attention they get - will still die if exposed to radiation.

Nobody loves E-Thots and nobody gives a dead moose's last shit about their OnlyFans.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Rule 34

The designation given to the horrid, amorphous, and chaotic statement that "if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it; if there isn't, there will be.". Despite this, this is not true. Characters under the age of 18 cannot experience this horrific ritual, especially if they can't age.

Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.

guy 1: Dude, someone made Rule 34 of <underage character name goes here>!
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

by Exodim June 8, 2022

Bleat

A characteristic wavering sound made by sheep, goats, or calves

That goat just bleated

by Exodim January 14, 2024

Pornography

A radiological hazard of unknown origin that is notorious for its insidious and corrupting influence on the human mind.

This phenomenon is characterized by the gradual degradation and perversion of cognitive functions, leading to a twisted perception of reality.

The effects of this hazard are often described by those unaffected as "mind-corrupting", "sanity-eroding", or "purity-twisting", and can result in experiences that are deeply unsettling and incomprehensible.

After exposure to pornography, his thoughts became twisted and his perception of reality was corrupted beyond recognition.

by Exodim January 17, 2024

Cheese Pizza

A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.

This is the greatest cheese pizza of All Time

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Wasp

Angry dickbag with wings. Bees are far superior as they are only angered when annoyed. In addition, bumblebees are cute.

Subject A: I just killed a wasp.
Subject B: Good, that's one less winged cunt on the planet.

by Exodim January 16, 2024